ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE QUOTES PRO

Ace Ventura: Don't kill me! Please! I'll never tell anyone, I swear. Finkle: Are you another one of them Hard Copy guys? Ace Ventura: No, sir, I'm just a very big Finkle fan.

ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE QUOTES PRO

Finkle: What do you know about Ray Finkle? Ventura: Soccer style kicker, graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname 'The Mule', the first and only pro athlete to come out of Collier County, and one hell of a model American. ДЄce Ventura: Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. How is everyone feeling tonight? Camp: Very, very well, thank you. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice with little else. I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at Stanford Law was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy private homeowners. Camp, and congratulations on all your success. Camp: Well, does he have a name, or should I call him 'lawyer'? Robinson: No, this is Ace. Ronald Camp: Who is he, a friend? Melissa Robinson: No, this is-this is my date. Losers? Einhorn: GET HIM OUT OF HERE! Ventura: LOSERS! Leh-hew, ze-hers!

Yes! Yes! Oh, yeah! Can ya feel that, buddy? Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! I have exorcised the demons! This house is clear. This is double-paned soundproof glass! There is no way that neighbor could've heard Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut! The scream she heard came from inside this apartment before he was thrown over the balcony, and the murderer closed the door before he left. Lois Einhorn: What's the point, Ventura?! Ventura: Only this. Ace Ventura: You're certain you had to open this door? Man: Yeah, I'm certain. Ace: (to the manager) And you said you had to open the balcony door when you came into the room? Man: That's true. She said she heard a scream, isn't that right Ma'am? Lady: Right. This woman is Roger Podacter's neighbor, she lives across the hall. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. ДЄce Ventura: - HOLY.testicle Tuesday! Lois Einhorn: What the hell is he doing here? Ventura: I came to confess. Ace Ventura: Martha Metz? Oh, yeah, the bitch! Podactor: What? Ventura: Pekingese, hyperactive, lost in Highland Park area. Podactor: Nice to meet you, you were highly recommended by Martha Metz. Roger Podactor: Who's he? Melissa Robinson: Roger Podactor, meet Ace Ventura. Emilio: Hey, I can't do nothing for you on that one. Ace Ventura: I think I can keep him under control, but you're going to have to tell me who's working the Snowflake case. If Einhorn comes in here and sees me talking to you or your ass, I'm history. porking his wife! Aguado: Why, you- Ace: Come on! Now, kiss and make up.ДЄce Ventura: Excuse me! I'd like to ASS you a few questions! Emilio: This is not the time, Ace.

In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous. Now how you gonna solve that one? Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. Shickadance: Oh yeah! What's all this pet food for? Ace Ventura: Fiber! Ace Ventura: I never bring my work home with me, sir. I heard them again this morning, scratching around. Shickadance: I heard animals in there, Ventura. As soon as I find this bird, you're paid. Some rich guy lost it and is offering a huge reward. Shickadance: Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura. Shickadance: Ventura! Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan! Oh, I'm sorry sir, you sounded like someone else.

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